Posts Tagged Weiner
I woke up this morning, and my penis was missing….
Posted by Jonathan Kinney in Life, MySpace Blog on August 27, 2006
Current mood:amused
Do you ever wake up in the morning, and feel like something is missing? No, not like in the “Detachable Penis” song, I know some of you were thinking that. You had something great going the day before, a drive, a sense of well being, a strength that pushed you to do all of the things that you have planned to do. Did I loose something, did the energy, the driving force leave me in my sleep? Should I write it down before I go to bed, the things in my mind that push me, my reasons to push ahead? Is it really sort of like the movie “50 first dates”, do I really need to remind myself of who I am every morning? I know that in time, later in the day, it comes back, I guess it is sort of just the waking up process. Maybe I should give myself more than just an hour after opening up my eyes. I need to finish booting up…
Maybe it is something I should write down, just in case, I wake up one morning, and don’t remember why I am here, what I am here to do. Maybe a jump start, it could speed the waking process up, get me started exactly where I was when I left off. I hate wasted time, when time is the one thing we all can count on running out of sooner or later. Which is not a concept that scares me, I embrace it, and I am given strength by it.
Find your center, your strength, smile, and go. You have things to do too.
A Glimpse Into The Mind of The ADD
Posted by Jonathan Kinney in Life, MySpace Blog on June 17, 2006
Current mood:weird
Here is a small glimpse into the mind of an ADD person. I just had this thought while writing to a friend. I just got to the end of a paragraph, and was wondering what to write next, and out of nowhere, I remembered something about panda being a nickname. Panda’s are Asian animals I think, Asian is a type of food, I like most Asian foods, last time I had Asian food was at the panda express, I remember almost eating the fortune out of a fortune cookie on accident because I only had one hand free while running out of the Alderwood mall, the first thing I thought I read on the fortune was “You have the personality of a weiner”, but on closer inspection of the fortune, it said winner. What ever, so I went back to thinking about what I was going to write next, but into my mind popped the name of a type of wiener, Oscar Myer. Curious on how to spell it for no apparent reason, I opened up another tab and went to google.com and searched for my misspelling of Oscar Myer. After clicking on the “Did you mean: Oscar Myer” link google.com gave me, I came to some links, I went to the most interesting link which was the 3rd one down. It went to “Urban Dictionary: Oscar Meyer”, which goes into some interesting definitions for Oscar Meyer, things I was not aware of, but thought were hilarious, you should check it out. Out of nowhere I figured that this would make an interesting blog, so here it is.
I am amazed that I can ever get any work done.